Everybody Hates Dan Barnes Zen - Phish 3D Edition

As usual, verbatim:

-"You are obviously an individual who does not understand Phish. At no point in your rambling, incoherent review were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone who has clicked on you your blog is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

-"Perhaps if you stepped outside of your seemingly narrow-mind and actually listened to/ researched their music. You would never venture to say that Phish just jams monotonously for hours on end."

-"We don't like hateful people at shows anyway. Please do not attend. Go see "good" music, like Lady Ga Ga...."

-"Mr. Barnes' claims that the band has no charisma or talent. If this were accurate: why would so many follow and support a talentless band with no charisma for so long? They wouldn't and they didn't have to."

-"I love Sacramento! I mean seriously where can I get more reviews like this?? This is the coolest guy ever. He hates Phish! Most film critics are just sad and pathetic. However, in this review, this guy makes sure we know there are at least several other people who are more pathetic than him. (Hey, that’s batting .500, right?)" [Ed.: As a baseball fan, I can confidently that is NOT right.]

-"It was as if he was jealous that his favorite performers, Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift, don't have there own 3D movie or flavor of Ben and Jerry's ice cream named after them."

-"Your words seem to flow with the most blatant ignorance, biases, and overall poor composition. You make serveral refecences to drugs and or drug parahenalia in your article conveying an overal negative connotation. These are steryotypical words if there ever were any."

-"Nice work. Keep it up. With dickishness like that, DB's coolness shall never fade."

-"Just an FYI, you’re about to get trolled by a bunch of little children from the lamest and most pathetic messageboard on the planet, Phantasy Tour, a place where the worst of the worst Phish fans spend their days and nights, living behind a computer because they aren’t fit to be seen in public. Any idiot who actually thinks that the disgusting, drug addicted leeches who follow Phish on tour didn’t cause the band’s demise has smoked entirely too much weed. Phish’s fanbase is terrible, just terrible. I really can’t disagree with your article, and again - I actually LIKE the band’s music."

"A zillion of hippies can't be wrong..." [Ed.: these are the same hippies that found an absolutely pristine and bucolic piece of upper New York state farmland, and said, "Hey, let's turn this place into our own personal sewer, invite Sha Na Na to play, and then spend the rest of our lives making everyone who had a fucking job in the summer of 1969 (the same year we put a man on the moon, you hippie scum!) feel bad for having missed out on all of the brown acid, hepatitis, and multiple deaths of Woodstock!"; i.e., a zillion of hippies CAN be wrong.]

-"There is PLENTY more that can be said here, but I am sure that by now there is enough smoke coming out of your ears for one day. So I will spare you of further critisism."