Quote Whore

OK, let's get this out of the way: I didn't do any writing this weekend. I didn't watch "Pinocchio". I didn't send out next month's schedule. This blog is becoming singularly focused on compiling Netflix Member Review quotes. So be it. As always, hellsa fuckin' sic throughout:

-"THERE is NO SOUND a v c s s s s a a a a a a" ("Scourge")

-"This sucks balls. This sucks balls. This sucks balls. This sucks balls. This sucks balls. This sucks balls. This sucks balls. This sucks balls. This sucks balls. This sucks balls." ("Nighttime Bowfishin'")

-"I think it is an OK movie, but how could a meorit be solid gold. I know I know its a movie but still thats stupid." ("Scooby Doo: Pirates Ahoy!")

-"Donny Osmond was a hoot!" ("College Road Trip")

-"I am sure there were and are a lot of small towns all over America that depend on one factory to keep it going. That why you elect a Mayor to keep the town from going under." ("New in Town")

-"Incredible. Although the end of humanity probably won't need much of a buildup, if there is one documentary on it worth watching, it will be the one done by Ron Howard." ("Frost/Nixon"; Ed.: yes Dub, this is REAL)

-"Normally when you have this type of movie or show of bringing the you up to what happens when these people from a series has grown, they are okay to not very good. ("The Patty Duke Show")

-"this was like watching something that was produced by michael moore with a very slanted view of cristianity and interviews of people with no knowledge of the bible" ("For the Bible Tells Me So")

-"The guy was aging backwards...wouldn't more then a few people just passing interest in that?" ("The Curious Case of Benjamin Button")

-"Does anyone remember the politics of this movie?" ("Howard the Duck")