DISCLAIMER - The opinions put forth here do not necessarily represent the opinions of ESFS, or of any reasonably intelligent multicellular life form. These are all from real Netflix reviews collected in the last 15-20 minutes.
-"Pleqase ( Why didnt the chick shoot the pick guy while they were fighting???? And the SUV went off the road right by the mine/// OK Ya Right....But still the breathing was creepy" ("My Bloody Valentine")
-"That was dope. A little broadway, a$$ raping, and state rolled into one." ("The Ten")
-"If you like old school french humor (a la pink panther), this is a flick you'll enjoy! 1970's at its best!" ("The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie"; rating: 3 stars)
-"i watched the preview nd couldnt belive how DUMB this looked wow glad i didnt waste the hour and a half to watch this." ("The Dead Next Door"; rating: 1 star]
-"If you like this movie, you need to be flogged I was excited for this movie when it was coming out." ("Godzilla")
-"This seemed like a nice idea for a story, until it fell into the same old sell-out of graphic hornography." ("Feast of Love")
-"Very strange little movie, with lots of questionable teen behavior occurring without consequences." ("Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist")
-"My almost 5 year old loves SpongeBob but we stopped watching and returned the movie after the repeated "I'm going to kick your butt" episodes. We don't want our kids to be rude and mean..." ("Spongebob Squarepants: Tide and Seek")
-"Roger Ebert your life is half a star!!!!!!!!!" ("Clifford"; rating: 5 stars)
-"Go Kristie Alley!" ("Fat Actress: Season 1")
-"I was surprised by the negative feedback from the critics even before seeing this film. Riding on the coat tails of practically a film that can be herald as a critical darling," ("The Brothers Bloom")
-"JEWS WITH BALLS! This ain't no Schindlers List - more like "Shindler gets Pissed!" So great to see a Holocaust movie where the Jews say "F@#K You" - fight back and leave the camp." ("Defiance")
-"I FU@KING DARE YOU TO NOT CRY WATCHING THIS MOVIE!" ("Up")
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
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What movie is the one with Jews with balls? Sounds pretty good.
That would be last year's "Defiance".
Incidentally, I would take the "Up" dare, but only if the guy who wrote that review sat next to me the whole time, screaming, "DON'T FUCKING CRY, BRO!"
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